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<lastBuildDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 13:53:13 +0200</lastBuildDate><item><title>Homeless James Bond Part 2</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Humor</category><dc:date>2008-05-14T11:59:52+02:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/8426493981c0f0faacb092acf9c8dcba-232.php#unique-entry-id-232</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/8426493981c0f0faacb092acf9c8dcba-232.php#unique-entry-id-232</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Part 2 is finally here!<br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Pc4pFVETsoM&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Pc4pFVETsoM&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br />]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Things Younger Than John McCain</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Humor</category><dc:date>2008-05-14T11:30:01+02:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/7dcbec8051227b45f6ad3eead3b91f14-235.php#unique-entry-id-235</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/7dcbec8051227b45f6ad3eead3b91f14-235.php#unique-entry-id-235</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Wow, check out all the things that are older than John McCain at <a href="http://www.thingsyoungerthanmccain.com/?m=200805" rel="self">thingsyoungerthanmccain.com</a>!<br /><br />Excerpt:<br /><br /><img class="imageStyle" alt="Mccainold" src="http://www.realitista.org/files//page0_blog_entry235_1.jpg" width="395" height="626"/><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.thingsyoungerthanmccain.com/?m=200805" rel="self">Visit the Site Here</a>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>I&#x27;ve been there&#x2c; kitty..</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Humor</category><dc:date>2008-05-14T11:20:06+02:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/8e2e382588d00ed9032f3c0898db3887-238.php#unique-entry-id-238</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/8e2e382588d00ed9032f3c0898db3887-238.php#unique-entry-id-238</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img class="imageStyle" alt="puggledmogxt7" src="http://www.realitista.org/files//page0_blog_entry238_1.jpg" width="600" height="419"/>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The Christian Right and the Rise of Christian Fascism</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Politics</category><dc:date>2008-05-14T11:19:51+02:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/07b94c4c30bb23ad38fd2ab54730a950-225.php#unique-entry-id-225</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/07b94c4c30bb23ad38fd2ab54730a950-225.php#unique-entry-id-225</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[A very interesting read.<br /><br />Excerpt:<br /><blockquote><p>He saw in the Christian Right, long before we did, disturbing similarities with the German Christian Church and the Nazi Party, similarities that he said would, in the event of prolonged social instability or a national crisis, see American fascists, under the guise of religion, rise to dismantle the open society. He despaired of liberals, who he said, as in Nazi Germany, mouthed silly platitudes about dialogue and inclusiveness that made them ineffectual and impotent. Liberals, he said, did not understand the power and allure of evil nor the cold reality of how the world worked. The current hand wringing by Democrats in the wake of the election, with many asking how they can reach out to a movement whose leaders brand them "demonic" and "satanic," would not have surprised Adams . Like Bonhoeffer, he did not believe that those who would fight effectively in coming times of turmoil, a fight that for him was an integral part of the Biblical message, would come from the church or the liberal, secular elite.</p></blockquote><br />Read The Full Article Here]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>I hate it when..</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Humor</category><dc:date>2008-05-14T11:18:26+02:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/89d480c239264ca108d0d307cf61cc29-234.php#unique-entry-id-234</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/89d480c239264ca108d0d307cf61cc29-234.php#unique-entry-id-234</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[My favorite restaurant closes because the chef can't keep his dick in his pants<br /><br /><a href="http://blameitonthevoices.blogspot.com/2008/05/closed-due-to-horny-chef.html" rel="self"><img class="imageStyle" alt="page0_blog_entry234_1" src="http://www.realitista.org/files//page0_blog_entry234_1.jpg" width="640" height="607"/></a><br /><br />Via <a href="http://blameitonthevoices.blogspot.com/2008/05/closed-due-to-horny-chef.html" rel="self">BlameItOnTheVoices</a>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>If We Hired Like We Vote</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Politics</category><dc:date>2008-05-14T11:17:38+02:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/a626b7515a47b1d1634cdabcf38c269a-237.php#unique-entry-id-237</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/a626b7515a47b1d1634cdabcf38c269a-237.php#unique-entry-id-237</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Truer dialog bubbles have never been written.<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2008/05/12/" rel="self"><img class="imageStyle" alt="nq080512" src="http://www.realitista.org/files//page0_blog_entry237_1.gif" width="600" height="194"/></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2008/05/12/" rel="self">Via GoComics</a>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>50&#x27;s Advertising</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Humor</category><dc:date>2008-05-14T11:17:13+02:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/b8026e721434fbb574f252ff46af8964-231.php#unique-entry-id-231</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/b8026e721434fbb574f252ff46af8964-231.php#unique-entry-id-231</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Wow, I wonder how this ad would fly today? Well, there's nothing like a little bald faced chauvinism to make you feel like a man. Sorry ladies. Just be glad we don't make you into rugs anymore.<br /><br /><br /><img class="imageStyle" alt="leggsAD" src="http://www.realitista.org/files//page0_blog_entry231_1.jpg" width="450" height="582"/>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Who&#x27;s That Hiding in My Fox 5 News Logo?</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Politics</category><dc:date>2008-05-14T11:16:13+02:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/88591eed1aea5f84b24faed031186fe2-228.php#unique-entry-id-228</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/88591eed1aea5f84b24faed031186fe2-228.php#unique-entry-id-228</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[This is just creepy.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OSAOQuLxSdY&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OSAOQuLxSdY&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br />]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Homeless James Bond Part 1</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Humor</category><dc:date>2008-05-14T11:10:28+02:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/9057ce9a0dfdac5a54acf005676bab0f-230.php#unique-entry-id-230</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/9057ce9a0dfdac5a54acf005676bab0f-230.php#unique-entry-id-230</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Homeless James Bond is quite possibly the funniest thing ever made. Hyperbole? You decide!<br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3HLx5u9kaWw&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3HLx5u9kaWw&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br />]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Rejecting Authority at Police State Checkpoint</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Politics</category><dc:date>2008-05-14T11:09:30+02:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/0525285f8c6f92c911b50a84b05b4a3f-227.php#unique-entry-id-227</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/0525285f8c6f92c911b50a84b05b4a3f-227.php#unique-entry-id-227</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Now, most of you will watch this movie and say "man, this guy's a major dick", and for the most part I will agree with you. However he is proving a very valid point- the border patrol cannot stop you 50 miles before the border and start questioning you without probable cause. If they do, in the perfect world, you should really do exactly what this guy does. And it's nice to see someone do it because I always wondered if it really worked just to keep repeating "am I being detained, am I free to go?", well apparently it really does.<br /><br />So you can call this guy a dick, but keep in mind that he's one of the only people out there fighting for your freedoms (spineless democrats certainly aren't). Without people like him rights are given up much more easily. So I will call this guy what he really is- a hero.<br /><br /><object width="450" height="370"><param name="movie" value="http://www.liveleak.com/e/133_1210305250"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.liveleak.com/e/133_1210305250" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="450" height="370"></embed></object><br /><br />]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The Vicious Cycle</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Humor</category><dc:date>2008-05-14T11:03:41+02:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/d702ae8969d468514bcdf2199ab413b6-226.php#unique-entry-id-226</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/d702ae8969d468514bcdf2199ab413b6-226.php#unique-entry-id-226</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Wow, I thought I was the only one who's ever done this. Fortunately with the recent crippling of my drinking career and the long time crippling of my MIS career this happens far less (usually only as a result of jet lag).<br /><br /><a href="http://www.phdcomics.com/comics.php?f=1015" rel="self"><img class="imageStyle" alt="phd051208s" src="http://www.realitista.org/files//page0_blog_entry226_1.gif" width="600" height="260"/></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.phdcomics.com/comics.php?f=1015" rel="self">You can see the comics here</a><br /><br />]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Russian Breakdance</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Humor</category><dc:date>2008-05-14T10:55:49+02:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/d3bc8e39ebf203c11b76ef2eae6f5675-236.php#unique-entry-id-236</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/d3bc8e39ebf203c11b76ef2eae6f5675-236.php#unique-entry-id-236</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Let's face it, those Russians had it going on long before the west figured breakdance out.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/KoQb8vb4blA&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/KoQb8vb4blA&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br />]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Who&#x27;s War?</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Politics</category><dc:date>2008-05-14T10:54:33+02:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/d8ac52e03432d472a56b555bf377028b-229.php#unique-entry-id-229</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/d8ac52e03432d472a56b555bf377028b-229.php#unique-entry-id-229</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Every now and then I feel bad because some of my many Jewish friends feel that I am against their people since I don't believe in the way the Israeli military behaves (much in the same way I don't believe in the way the American military behaves while still loving the American people- although the ignorance does get to me a bit). I wish anyone who felt that way would read this article and realize that supporting a military is not the same as supporting the people who live in the country of that military. Often they are polar opposites.<br /><br />Excerpt:<br /><br /><blockquote><p>Let us conclude. The Israeli people are America&rsquo;s friends and have a right to peace and secure borders. We should help them secure these rights. As a nation, we have made a moral commitment, endorsed by half a dozen presidents, which Americans wish to honor, not to permit these people who have suffered much to see their country overrun and destroyed. And we must honor this commitment.But U.S. and Israeli interests are not identical. They often collide, and when they do, U.S. interests must prevail. Moreover, we do not view the Sharon regime as &ldquo;America&rsquo;s best friend.&rdquo;Since the time of Ben Gurion, the behavior of the Israeli regime has been Jekyll and Hyde. In the 1950s, its intelligence service, the Mossad, had agents in Egypt blow up U.S. installations to make it appear the work of Cairo, to destroy U.S. relations with the new Nasser government. During the Six Day War, Israel ordered repeated attacks on the undefended USS Liberty that killed 34 American sailors and wounded 171 and included the machine-gunning of life rafts. This massacre was neither investigated nor punished by the U.S. government in an act of national cravenness.</p></blockquote><br /><br /><a href="http://www.amconmag.com/03_24_03/cover.html" rel="self">Read the Full Article Here</a><br />]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>I wash it in WHAT?</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Humor</category><dc:date>2008-05-05T14:06:40+02:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/5b2a32a511ec07cd20c316556fdd91e0-224.php#unique-entry-id-224</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/5b2a32a511ec07cd20c316556fdd91e0-224.php#unique-entry-id-224</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Will those Asains stop at nothing to produce hilarity? If you haven't ever been to <a href="http://www.engrish.com/" rel="self">engrish.com</a>, you need to go.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=coleslaw-wash.jpg&category=CHINGLISH&date=2008-04-24" rel="self"><img class="imageStyle" alt="coleslaw-wash" src="http://www.realitista.org/files//page0_blog_entry224_1.jpg" width="450" height="480"/></a>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>An Engineer&#x27;s Guide to Cats</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Humor</category><dc:date>2008-05-04T15:45:14+02:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/f1eee83223a987b22b6cf06b61df7ee1-221.php#unique-entry-id-221</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/f1eee83223a987b22b6cf06b61df7ee1-221.php#unique-entry-id-221</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Haha, I loved this one.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mHXBL6bzAR4&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mHXBL6bzAR4&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Appearently This Fruit Makes Anything Sour Taste Sweet</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Generally Interesting</category><dc:date>2008-05-04T15:44:44+02:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/009fb0cb4a110ff80b8028335f005ae2-217.php#unique-entry-id-217</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/009fb0cb4a110ff80b8028335f005ae2-217.php#unique-entry-id-217</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="image-left"><a href="http://www.gimundo.com/Articles/Daily/697" rel="self"><img class="imageStyle" alt="[402]11_20_2007" src="http://www.realitista.org/files//page0_blog_entry217_1.jpg" width="200" height="200"/></a></div> I find this very interesting. Apparently these days if all you've got it a house full of lemons, you can just pop a couple of <a href="http://www.gimundo.com/Articles/Daily/697" rel="self">these funny little berries</a> and scarf down a whole bushel of lemons and have them taste like sweet oranges (I still think my stomach wouldn't like it much, but who knows).  It's a fascinating idea and I really want to try it. People are throwing sour to sweet parties and eating all sorts of things like this. Gotta order some.]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>A Kinder&#x2c; Gentler Grand Theft Auto</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Humor</category><dc:date>2008-05-04T15:43:56+02:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/4860aa702310c7172eb7f6675267024f-223.php#unique-entry-id-223</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/4860aa702310c7172eb7f6675267024f-223.php#unique-entry-id-223</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Conan O'Brien covers the new kinder, gentler Grand Theft Auto :).<br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wl4CqQyx3-g&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wl4CqQyx3-g&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>DC Madam Murdered?</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Politics</category><dc:date>2008-05-04T15:38:32+02:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/3e9daf9929367fdcd51e22b3cb8fcef4-222.php#unique-entry-id-222</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/3e9daf9929367fdcd51e22b3cb8fcef4-222.php#unique-entry-id-222</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[The evidence is mounting that the DC madam was most likely murdered. First off is this tape where she is interviewed and says that she is <a href="http://prisonplanet.com/audio/010508palfrey.mp3" rel="self">absolutely not suicidal and if something happens to her it's murder</a>. Secondly, was the fact that she was 3 days away from releasing her list of everyone in Washington who was using her escort service to the judge. Why wouldn't she wait at least until afterwards?<br /><br /><a href="http://www.infowars.com/?p=1907??" rel="self">Read the Full Article Here</a>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Playing Pink Floyd&#x27;s &#x22;Money&#x22; Guitar Line With Fart Noises From Your Hands</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Humor</category><dc:date>2008-05-04T15:28:29+02:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/bbbd3758b243b47e0ad72dc6cabde797-216.php#unique-entry-id-216</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/bbbd3758b243b47e0ad72dc6cabde797-216.php#unique-entry-id-216</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[This is the kind of thing which I count on the internet to provide me with.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4eI6lUyOcIE&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4eI6lUyOcIE&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br />]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Clear and Concise Description of US Electoral System</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Humor</category><dc:date>2008-05-04T15:26:02+02:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/c0eb93bbf478198ba38196543423e709-219.php#unique-entry-id-219</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/c0eb93bbf478198ba38196543423e709-219.php#unique-entry-id-219</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Leave it to the Brits to finally unravel the mystery.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BkqEdlRDKfo&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BkqEdlRDKfo&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>What Would Republican Jesus Do?</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Politics</category><dc:date>2008-05-04T15:20:57+02:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/21f623f3a23f7ee6f030d3ba10ee5ee3-215.php#unique-entry-id-215</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/21f623f3a23f7ee6f030d3ba10ee5ee3-215.php#unique-entry-id-215</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[I'm hoping after 8 years of the Bush administration we never have to answer this question again.<br /><br /><img class="imageStyle" alt="lq" src="http://www.realitista.org/files//page0_blog_entry215_1.jpg" width="323" height="480"/>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Postal Logic</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Humor</category><dc:date>2008-05-04T15:16:30+02:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/46d3c0fcf5987b097b4d9acd9fc28055-218.php#unique-entry-id-218</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/46d3c0fcf5987b097b4d9acd9fc28055-218.php#unique-entry-id-218</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[The great thing about this poster is that I am certain whoever put it up really believed what they were writing.<br /><br /><br />	<img class="imageStyle" alt="104" src="http://www.realitista.org/files//page0_blog_entry218_1.jpg" width="375" height="500"/><br /><br /><br />]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Artikulation Music / Sound Effect Composition Software</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Generally Interesting</category><dc:date>2008-05-04T14:59:05+02:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/718ed79a14d6073c6814aaa595bce3d6-214.php#unique-entry-id-214</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/718ed79a14d6073c6814aaa595bce3d6-214.php#unique-entry-id-214</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[I enjoyed this, not particularly because I liked the music, but I liked the possibilities and the aesthetic beauty of this composition software. If I ever need to recreate R2D2, I'll definitely do it with this tool.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/71hNl_skTZQ&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/71hNl_skTZQ&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br />]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Ninja Bear</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Humor</category><dc:date>2008-05-04T14:40:51+02:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/e5df5e2272f417083b35e8ab70aeedc6-220.php#unique-entry-id-220</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/e5df5e2272f417083b35e8ab70aeedc6-220.php#unique-entry-id-220</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[You'd better step back, because this bear is a badass!<br /><br /><a href="http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/04/080408-bear-video-ap.html" rel="self"><img class="imageStyle" alt="NinjaBear" src="http://www.realitista.org/files//page0_blog_entry220_1.jpg" width="483" height="409"/></a>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Ever Wonder How Money Was Created? (If you guessed the Fed or the Mint&#x2c; you&#x27;re wrong)</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Economy</category><dc:date>2008-03-24T23:59:58+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/11d7f6152dff83e6c77309a04d165676-205.php#unique-entry-id-205</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/11d7f6152dff83e6c77309a04d165676-205.php#unique-entry-id-205</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[This is by far the most interesting thing I've seen this year. It finally explains the black magic behind our banking system which almost no one understands.  If you want to understand the world we live in and who pulls the strings and why, you'd better take a look! Also will show you how scary this whole subprime mess really is.  Until we all watch this video we won't be able to fix the problems of the world.<br /><br /><embed style="width:400px; height:326px;" id="VideoPlayback" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=-9050474362583451279&hl=en" flashvars=""> </embed><br /><br /><br />]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>A Toy Yoda&#x2c; Get It? Ar Har Har Har&#x21;</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Humor</category><dc:date>2008-03-24T23:54:49+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/08631bf5aa1793845f8e897e6ad4b781-213.php#unique-entry-id-213</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/08631bf5aa1793845f8e897e6ad4b781-213.php#unique-entry-id-213</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[I feel sorry for her, I really do, but I still had to laugh at her :). Good thing she's not actually here, she looks pissed!<br /><br /><img class="imageStyle" alt="af7ihj" src="http://www.realitista.org/files//page0_blog_entry213_1.jpg" width="635" height="597"/><br />]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Another Way to Sum Up Israeli-Palestine Conflict in a Picture</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Politics</category><dc:date>2008-03-24T23:53:12+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/d7845a2c9d9189d7b59bf3440466462c-212.php#unique-entry-id-212</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/d7845a2c9d9189d7b59bf3440466462c-212.php#unique-entry-id-212</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Hmm, it's just so simple to sum up this conflict, why do so few people understand it?<br /><br /><img class="imageStyle" alt="nab7FZkc" src="http://www.realitista.org/files//page0_blog_entry212_1.jpg" width="640" height="455"/>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Food Art</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Generally Interesting</category><dc:date>2008-03-24T23:43:45+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/8d7f5a06963966896581c76d9469aecb-211.php#unique-entry-id-211</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/8d7f5a06963966896581c76d9469aecb-211.php#unique-entry-id-211</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Art is okay and all, I mean I've got nothing against it or anything.. But art that you can eat, now that's where I start to get interested!<br /><br /><img class="imageStyle" alt="food1" src="http://www.realitista.org/files//page0_blog_entry211_1.jpg" width="640" height="387"/><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.sonnyradio.com/foodart.htm" rel="self">See the Full Collection Here</a>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>If It&#x27;s All About You&#x2c; You&#x27;re in Trouble. Why a Sense of Entitlement Can Wreak Havoc on Happiness.</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Generally Interesting</category><dc:date>2008-03-24T23:28:03+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/278ed0afd4b6904c6e8329842c0cc904-209.php#unique-entry-id-209</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/278ed0afd4b6904c6e8329842c0cc904-209.php#unique-entry-id-209</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Nothing I dislike more than someone who believes the world owes them something, especially when it's someone other than myself :). We could all benefit from a bit of self reflection on this point and this article is a first step<br /><br />Excerpt:<br /><br /><blockquote><p>For immediate proof, turn on the television. Locate a reality show on Bravo or MTV. The "Real Housewives of Orange County" and their real children are halfway through a marathon of placating and whining. "The Hills" and "Newport Harbor" are stocked with people who expect to be treated with a disproportionate amount of respect, lest they erupt in a raging meltdown. We watch these shows in horror, with a judgmental eye on their cast members, but how different are we from them? In real life, we want what we want and we want it now. No delay. No aggravation. No hassle, pain-free, our way, right away. We're a highly technical society in a land of plenty. We place a premium on efficiency and convenience. Tiny annoyances and inconveniences foul our moods and affect our behaviors. Why? And how can we get past these trivialities? </p></blockquote><br /><a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/02/28/AR2008022803315.html?referrer=delicious" rel="self">Read the Full Article Here</a><br /><br />]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Where to Get That Cool MacGyver Haircut</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Humor</category><dc:date>2008-03-24T23:25:24+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/a29bdf644c028c9bbcf6af58a88c6bce-208.php#unique-entry-id-208</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/a29bdf644c028c9bbcf6af58a88c6bce-208.php#unique-entry-id-208</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[I've been going to all the best hair salons in town asking for the MacGyver mullet. They have all unexplainedly turned me away! But finally I've found a place with the skill to give me the only truly cool haircut!<br /><br /><img class="imageStyle" alt="macgyver_hairdresser" src="http://www.realitista.org/files//page0_blog_entry208_1.jpg" width="640" height="468"/>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>A List of Most Media Email Addresses</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Generally Interesting</category><dc:date>2008-03-24T23:23:38+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/d82d16a6948afd25a7687bbde22686e8-207.php#unique-entry-id-207</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/d82d16a6948afd25a7687bbde22686e8-207.php#unique-entry-id-207</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[If you ever wanted to get ahold of most of the media in the US, just follow this handy link ;).<br /><br /><a href="http://www.rumormillnews.com/MEDIA_EMAIL_ADDRESSES.htm" rel="self">Media Email Addresses List</a><br /><br />]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Go Back to Where You Came From</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Humor</category><dc:date>2008-03-24T23:21:24+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/3305f45f603bd58f3fb787a88e5456c1-206.php#unique-entry-id-206</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/3305f45f603bd58f3fb787a88e5456c1-206.php#unique-entry-id-206</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Obvious, but still made me laugh.<br /><br /><img class="imageStyle" alt="indianmk2" src="http://www.realitista.org/files//page0_blog_entry206_1.jpg" width="640" height="329"/>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>You Know What&#x27;s Stupid? Everything I Don&#x27;t Understand&#x21;</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Humor</category><dc:date>2008-03-24T23:11:00+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/316ad81995227c26b56c0666c680b46f-210.php#unique-entry-id-210</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/316ad81995227c26b56c0666c680b46f-210.php#unique-entry-id-210</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[I enjoyed this take on ignorant people (okay, I'll say it, ignorant American people). <br /><br />Excerpt:<br /><br /><blockquote><p>For far too long I've sat idly by, twiddling my thumbs and respecting the right of others to form thoughts and opinions independent of my own, and I can't take it anymore. I've got to speak up about the many things that annoy me or I'm going to go crazy. Take these new credit cards with the microchips in them, for instance. Man, those things really get my goat&mdash;trying to improve a device that was working perfectly fine as it was. Even worse are those wrappers on CDs that take forever to open. But you know what I hate the most? The one thing that makes my blood boil whenever I see it? Anything beyond my mental capacity, that's what. God, all the people, places, and things I haven't made the least bit of effort to comprehend should just die already.</p></blockquote><a href=" http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/you_know_whats_stupid/?" rel="self">Read the Full Article Here</a><br /><br />]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Israel-Palestine Summed Up in a Single Comic</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Humor</category><dc:date>2008-03-16T19:22:09+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/be12516074db363f205ba12e514b95c1-204.php#unique-entry-id-204</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/be12516074db363f205ba12e514b95c1-204.php#unique-entry-id-204</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[This is a great comic- pretty much sums up the Israel-Palestine conflict to me.<br /><br /><img class="imageStyle" alt="tr040607" src="http://www.realitista.org/files//page0_blog_entry204_1.gif" width="500" height="394"/>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Battle Plans</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Humor</category><dc:date>2008-03-16T16:34:58+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/c1d85a43b4f958381e7ed4ee4aa0e639-198.php#unique-entry-id-198</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/c1d85a43b4f958381e7ed4ee4aa0e639-198.php#unique-entry-id-198</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[...While we're on the topic of Japan..<br /><br /><img class="imageStyle" alt="Battle_Plans" src="http://www.realitista.org/files//page0_blog_entry198_1.jpg" width="650" height="487"/>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Insightful Japanese Subway Sign</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Humor</category><dc:date>2008-03-16T16:34:33+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/6dd903327438891b52cb883a308a9187-196.php#unique-entry-id-196</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/6dd903327438891b52cb883a308a9187-196.php#unique-entry-id-196</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[The japanese always find a way to make their public communication unintentionally funny. Usually this is due to <a href="http://www.engrish.com/" rel="self">Engrish</a>, but this sign proves they can do it even without words.<br /><br /><img class="imageStyle" alt="JapanMetro" src="http://www.realitista.org/files//page0_blog_entry196_1.jpg" width="371" height="500"/><br />]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The 14 Prinicpals of Engaged Buddhism</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Generally Interesting</category><dc:date>2008-03-16T16:33:58+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/249bfc1d3560a255e3f55c6439bcc2f9-195.php#unique-entry-id-195</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/249bfc1d3560a255e3f55c6439bcc2f9-195.php#unique-entry-id-195</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Although you'll recognize a bit of an anti religion stance to my blog, I have always had a soft part in my heart for Buddhism, because it's not really a religion but more of a philosophy, and because it does actually come up with some true wisdom. I have long said that one of the only things Christianity got almost right is the 10 commandments (besides the silly ones like blashpemy), but that is kindergarten level and this college dissertation level. I present the 14 principals of Engaged Buddhism:<br /><br /><br /><blockquote><p>1 Do not be idolatrous about or bound to any doctrine, theory, or ideology, even Buddhist ones. Buddhist systems of thought are guiding means; they are not absolute truth.</p></blockquote><br /><blockquote><p>2 Do not think the knowledge you presently possess is changeless, absolute truth. Avoid being narrow minded and bound to present views. Learn and practice nonattachment from views in order to be open to receive others' viewpoints. Truth is found in life and not merely in conceptual knowledge. Be ready to learn throughout your entire life and to observe reality in yourself and in the world at all times.</p></blockquote><br /><blockquote><p>3 Do not force others, including children, by any means whatsoever, to adopt your views, whether by authority, threat, money, propaganda, or even education. However, through compassionate dialogue, help others renounce fanaticism and narrow-mindedness.</p></blockquote><br /><blockquote><p>4 Do not avoid suffering or close your eyes before suffering. Do not lose awareness of the existence of suffering in the life of the world. Find ways to be with those who are suffering, including personal contact, visits, images and sounds. By such means, awaken yourself and others to the reality of suffering in the world.</p></blockquote><br /><blockquote><p>5 Do not accumulate wealth while millions are hungry. Do not take as the aim of your life fame, profit, wealth, or sensual pleasure. Live simply and share time, energy, and material resources with those who are in need.</p></blockquote><br /><br /><a href="http://buddhism.kalachakranet.org/resources/14_precepts.html" rel="self">...Read the Rest Here</a><br /><br /><br />]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Happy Elephant</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Humor</category><dc:date>2008-03-16T16:33:54+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/bc16dee45d2da832e8466b1197b64588-203.php#unique-entry-id-203</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/bc16dee45d2da832e8466b1197b64588-203.php#unique-entry-id-203</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Title pretty much says it all. I'm a big fan of elephants.<br /><br /><img class="imageStyle" alt="he" src="http://www.realitista.org/files//page0_blog_entry203_1.jpg" width="308" height="450"/><br /><br />]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>360&#xb0; Video</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Science / Tech</category><dc:date>2008-03-16T16:33:16+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/81e9d2a5c6b1c8ade5f7f5222001c2af-200.php#unique-entry-id-200</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/81e9d2a5c6b1c8ade5f7f5222001c2af-200.php#unique-entry-id-200</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[This is pretty cool. First time I saw something like this at Epcot when I was about 8 years old, except it was in a big round room. It made an impression on me then, and it's still fun now.<br /><br /><br /><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://demos.immersivemedia.com/fvdemo_1/data/SphericalFlashDemos/SphericalFijiSample/imcflash.swf" width="416" height="288"><param name="movie" value="http://demos.immersivemedia.com/fvdemo_1/data/SphericalFlashDemos/SphericalFijiSample/imcflash.swf" /></object>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Best of Cragslist: To the Guy Doing my Wife&#x2c; If Men Wrote Personal Ads Like Women</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Humor</category><dc:date>2008-03-16T16:33:00+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/9ab5a93cb89ce720ba4a6dfba8091051-201.php#unique-entry-id-201</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/9ab5a93cb89ce720ba4a6dfba8091051-201.php#unique-entry-id-201</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Two funny items from Best of Craigslist this month.<br /><br />First is<a href="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/oma/581897835.html" rel="self"> a letter from a guy to the guy who's pumping his wife</a>. Really sets an example for mature behavior.<br /><br />Second is <a href="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/den/588567246.html" rel="self">an example of what men's personal ads would look like if they had the luxury of writing them the way women did</a>. But someone's gotta be realistic in this world ;).]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>NOOOOOO&#x21;&#x21;&#x21;&#x21;&#x21;&#x21;</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Politics</category><dc:date>2008-03-16T16:32:42+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/569f6eba4f19c73ad0ce019955d7053b-202.php#unique-entry-id-202</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/569f6eba4f19c73ad0ce019955d7053b-202.php#unique-entry-id-202</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[I've been having regular nightmares since I saw this picture.<br /><br /><img class="imageStyle" alt="bush-endorses-mccain" src="http://www.realitista.org/files//page0_blog_entry202_1.jpg" width="342" height="446"/>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>How to Get Police to Come</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Generally Interesting</category><dc:date>2008-03-16T16:31:00+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/34f793c67d03eddb245270a23ca11b26-199.php#unique-entry-id-199</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/34f793c67d03eddb245270a23ca11b26-199.php#unique-entry-id-199</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[I'm going to try to remember this in case of an emergency.<br /><br /><img class="imageStyle" alt="police" src="http://www.realitista.org/files//page0_blog_entry199_1.gif" width="250" height="416"/>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Sorry About the Lag in Posts</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><dc:subject>Blog</dc:subject><dc:date>2008-03-16T13:14:28+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/dbca67d10ec78c827614e7ebe6710e21-197.php#unique-entry-id-197</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/dbca67d10ec78c827614e7ebe6710e21-197.php#unique-entry-id-197</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[.... I installed OS X 10.5, and it wouldn't boot so I had to rebuild from a backup which I didn't particularly feel like doing, plus I was getting married and on my honeymoon, so it took a while.. Oh well.. Sorry.]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Nice Bass&#x21;</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Generally Interesting</category><dc:date>2007-12-27T15:17:12+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/4ba4b0fce28339af872cf5134923d6a0-191.php#unique-entry-id-191</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/4ba4b0fce28339af872cf5134923d6a0-191.php#unique-entry-id-191</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[I had heard that <a href="http://www.d-a-d.dk/" rel="self">Disneyland After Dark's</a> bass player Stig Pedersen played on a 2 string bass (which always sounded a bit daft to me), however I didn't realize what a cool bass it was!<br /><br /><img class="imageStyle" alt="5453_file_8766_3-1" src="http://www.realitista.org/files//page0_blog_entry191_1.jpg" width="640" height="480"/>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Great World Statistics</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Generally Interesting</category><dc:date>2007-12-27T15:14:55+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/7d577014e3abcd2b7f62d61b1a8812b9-192.php#unique-entry-id-192</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/7d577014e3abcd2b7f62d61b1a8812b9-192.php#unique-entry-id-192</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[This video shows the kind of visualisations you can get from <a href="http://www.gapminder.org/world/#$majorMode=chart$is;shi=t;ly=2003;lb=f;il=t;fs=11;al=30;stl=t;st=t;nsl=t;se=t$wst;tts=C$ts;sp=6;ti=2004$zpv;v=1$inc_x;mmid=XCOORDS;iid=NY.GDP.PCAP.PP.KD;by=ind$inc_y;mmid=YCOORDS;iid=SP.DYN.LE00.IN;by=ind$inc_s;uniValue=20;iid=SP.POP.TOTL;by=ind$inc_c;uniValue=255;gid=1004;iid=SP.POP.DPND;by=grp$map_x;scale=log;dataMin=466;dataMax=64299$map_y;scale=lin;dataMin=24;dataMax=82$map_s;sma=50;smi=1.2$inds=" rel="self">this tool</a>, the GapMinder. It's really interesting to see countries develop economically and socially over time and move around accordingly on the graph, or the effect of the AIDS epedemic in Africa, or the effect of a bad ruler like Robert Mugabe in Zimbabwe. Check it out<br /><br /><br /><!--cut and paste--><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=8,0,0,0" width="320" height="285" id="VE_Player" align="middle"><param name="movie" value="http://static.videoegg.com/ted/flash/loader.swf"><PARAM NAME="FlashVars" VALUE="bgColor=FFFFFF&file=http://static.videoegg.com/ted/movies/HANSROSLING_high.flv&autoPlay=false&fullscreenURL=http://static.videoegg.com/ted/flash/fullscreen.html&forcePlay=false&logo=&allowFullscreen=true"><param name="quality" value="high"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="scale" value="noscale"><param name="wmode" value="window"><embed src="http://static.videoegg.com/ted/flash/loader.swf" FlashVars="bgColor=FFFFFF&file=http://static.videoegg.com/ted/movies/HANSROSLING_high.flv&autoPlay=false&fullscreenURL=http://static.videoegg.com/ted/flash/fullscreen.html&forcePlay=false&logo=&allowFullscreen=true" quality="high" allowScriptAccess="always" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" scale="noscale" wmode="window" width="320" height="285" name="VE_Player" align="middle" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer"></object><br /><br /><a href="http://www.gapminder.org/world/#$majorMode=chart$is;shi=t;ly=2003;lb=f;il=t;fs=11;al=30;stl=t;st=t;nsl=t;se=t$wst;tts=C$ts;sp=6;ti=2004$zpv;v=1$inc_x;mmid=XCOORDS;iid=NY.GDP.PCAP.PP.KD;by=ind$inc_y;mmid=YCOORDS;iid=SP.DYN.LE00.IN;by=ind$inc_s;uniValue=20;iid=SP.POP.TOTL;by=ind$inc_c;uniValue=255;gid=1004;iid=SP.POP.DPND;by=grp$map_x;scale=log;dataMin=466;dataMax=64299$map_y;scale=lin;dataMin=24;dataMax=82$map_s;sma=50;smi=1.2$inds=" rel="self">The GapMinder is Here</a>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Amazing Singing</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Generally Interesting</category><dc:date>2007-12-27T15:04:16+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/895eb894385ded4b986af156749d3c32-189.php#unique-entry-id-189</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/895eb894385ded4b986af156749d3c32-189.php#unique-entry-id-189</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[This is really amazing. Make sure you watch at least past the halfway point.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LbkNxYaULBw&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LbkNxYaULBw&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br />]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Hitler Playing &#x22;Blind Man in Zer Buff&#x22;</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Humor</category><dc:date>2007-12-27T15:03:40+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/fc28469a9b81060f94192facf8558f3b-194.php#unique-entry-id-194</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/fc28469a9b81060f94192facf8558f3b-194.php#unique-entry-id-194</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[I'm not sure what the rules are, but I sure would like to find out. This is, apparently, a true historical account of this long lost game. <br /><br /><img class="imageStyle" alt="518142043_80ef9ad6d6_b" src="http://www.realitista.org/files//page0_blog_entry194_1.jpg" width="640" height="480"/>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Definitive Top 25 Movies of 2007</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Generally Interesting</category><dc:date>2007-12-27T15:02:51+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/71eab6fe8e07e564b57e389103448f64-190.php#unique-entry-id-190</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/71eab6fe8e07e564b57e389103448f64-190.php#unique-entry-id-190</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[/Film has gone through a bunch of the 2007's best movie lists and compiled the ones that are highest on the most of the lists and what they came up with is below. To see how they calculated it, <a href="http://www.slashfilm.com/2007/12/23/the-definitive-top-25-movies-of-2007/" rel="self">read the full article</a><br /><br />1. There Will Be Blood 91<br />2. The King Of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters 90.5<br />3. Ratatouille 90<br />4. Persepolis 90<br />5. In the Shadow of the Moon 90<br />6. Juno 89.5<br />7. Sicko 89<br />8. Once 88.5<br />9. The Bourne Ultimatum 88<br />10. No Country For Old Men 88<br />11. The Diving Bell and the Butterfly 88<br />12. Enchanted 86.5<br />13. Gone Baby Gone 86.5<br />14. Away From Her 86.5<br />15. This is England 86.5<br />16. The Savages 85.5<br />17. Control 85.5<br />18. Hot Fuzz 85<br />19. Hairspray 85<br />20. 3:10 to Yuma 84.5<br />21. Rescue Dawn 84.5<br />22. Zodiac 84<br />23. Superbad 83.5<br />24. Knocked Up 83.5<br />25. Michael Clayton 83.5<br />	 <br /><br /><a href="http://www.slashfilm.com/2007/12/23/the-definitive-top-25-movies-of-2007/" rel="self">Read the Full Article Here</a>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Opt Out of Credit Card Marketing</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Generally Interesting</category><dc:date>2007-12-27T15:00:24+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/08d9c4311eba5efffb2d736d2e6520aa-193.php#unique-entry-id-193</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/08d9c4311eba5efffb2d736d2e6520aa-193.php#unique-entry-id-193</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[A couple years ago I brought you the <a href="https://www.donotcall.gov/default.aspx" rel="self">American telemarkiting do not call list</a>, where you can tell all those telemarketers to take a flying leap and never call you again. This year it's time to tell the credit card companies to go to hell and stop sending you all those offers for credit cards with a special introductory rate of .001% that goes up to 78% after he first week. I present to you the <a href="https://www.optoutprescreen.com/opt_form.cgi" rel="self">Credit Card Marketing Opt Out List</a>!]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Satan&#x27;s the Nice One</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Generally Interesting</category><dc:date>2007-12-27T14:59:01+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/satans_the_nice_one.php#unique-entry-id-184</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/satans_the_nice_one.php#unique-entry-id-184</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Dunno why the poor guy gets such a bad rap. He hardly even counts as a mass murderer, whereas god is a full on genocidal maniac.<br /><br /><img class="imageStyle" alt="god-v-satan" src="http://www.realitista.org/files//page0_blog_entry184_1.png" width="658" height="353"/><br /><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript"> digg_url = 'http://www.realitista.org/files/satans_the_nice_one.php'; </script><script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" type="text/javascript"></script><script>reddit_url='http://www.realitista.org/files/satans_the_nice_one.php'</script><script>reddit_title='Satan is the Nice One'</script><script language="javascript" src="http://reddit.com/button.js?t=2"></script><br /><br /><br />]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>30 Minutes With CNN Headline News</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Generally Interesting</category><dc:date>2007-12-27T14:54:06+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/971d509b25b7bcb79ee0ff81a66cbf51-188.php#unique-entry-id-188</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/971d509b25b7bcb79ee0ff81a66cbf51-188.php#unique-entry-id-188</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Why I get my news from the internet:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=2129414819&size=o" rel="self"><img class="imageStyle" alt="2129414819_8db9b2c390_o-1" src="http://www.realitista.org/files//page0_blog_entry188_1.png" width="640" height="360"/></a>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Funny New Version of Super Mario Brothers</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Humor</category><dc:date>2007-12-27T14:38:09+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/6cece379b0dd4a86f3a74a2ea760cf05-186.php#unique-entry-id-186</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/6cece379b0dd4a86f3a74a2ea760cf05-186.php#unique-entry-id-186</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[If you ever played super mario brothers this should be funny to you. If you didn't, move along, nothing to see here. For some reason I found it very funny.<br /><br /><iframe src="http://www.snotr.com/embed/774" width="400" height="330" frameborder="0"></iframe>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The 7 Most Important Economic Events of 2007</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Economy</category><dc:date>2007-12-27T14:36:59+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/593a6d4f2ea29e897f025839eec789d3-187.php#unique-entry-id-187</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/593a6d4f2ea29e897f025839eec789d3-187.php#unique-entry-id-187</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[I found <a href="http://www.chycho.com/?q=Economic_Events" rel="self">this</a> to be a good list of important economic trends from 2007. A bit alarmist, but still a good recap of some important things that have happened. I especially liked this graph:<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.chycho.com/?q=Economic_Events" rel="self"><img class="imageStyle" alt="usDRgraph" src="http://www.realitista.org/files//page0_blog_entry187_1.gif" width="540" height="394"/></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.chycho.com/?q=Economic_Events" rel="self">Read the Full Article Here</a>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>References in Don McLean&#x27;s American Pie</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Generally Interesting</category><dc:date>2007-12-27T14:34:01+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/440ed69587dc0549f842e7bdf26b2b25-185.php#unique-entry-id-185</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/440ed69587dc0549f842e7bdf26b2b25-185.php#unique-entry-id-185</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[I always knew there was something I was missing in this song, I just didn't realize how much.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VsZFiMo8TIc&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VsZFiMo8TIc&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The Old Negro Space Program</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Humor</category><dc:date>2007-12-13T23:37:05+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/old_negro_space_program.php#unique-entry-id-181</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/old_negro_space_program.php#unique-entry-id-181</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[We know about black's role in shaping music, sports, and other parts of history, but one page in the black history books has been blank until this enlightening expose. I laughed out loud through the whole thing- funniest thing I've seen since I don't know when.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/T6xJzAYYrX8&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/T6xJzAYYrX8&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript"> digg_url = 'http://www.realitista.org/files/old_negro_space_program.php'; </script><script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" type="text/javascript"></script><script>reddit_url='http://www.realitista.org/files/old_negro_space_program.php'</script><script>reddit_title='The Old Negro Space Program'</script><script language="javascript" src="http://reddit.com/button.js?t=2"></script>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Ron Paul and Dennis Kucinich Money Bombs This Weekend</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Politics</category><dc:date>2007-12-13T23:26:48+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/ron_paul_and_dennis_kucinich_money_bombs.php#unique-entry-id-175</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/ron_paul_and_dennis_kucinich_money_bombs.php#unique-entry-id-175</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[If you care about your freedoms and don't want to continue to pay 15% of your earnings solely to fund never ending wars, please contribute 0.1% of your earnings to an anti war peace and freedom loving candidate like Ron Paul or Dennis Kucinich. You do know they are the <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2007/09/26/us/politics/26DEBATE-TRANSCRIPT.html?_r=2&oref=slogin&oref=slogin" rel="self">only ones running (besides Gravel) who have pledged to end the war and have all the troops home any time in the next 5 years</a>, right? Don't let those other politicians who started and funded this war and voted through all of Bush's anti-constitution legislation take any more of our freedoms our our youth's lives. Help those few that actually fought against the war and fought for the constitution with legislation and votes! It's a small price to pay to live in a free and peaceful nation!<br /><br />Check out the <a href="http://www.teaparty07.com/" rel="self">Ron Paul Boston Tea Party Money Bomb</a> on December 16th and <a href="http://december152007.com/" rel="self">Dennis Kucinich Money Bomb</a> on December 15th (which even comes with this handy video):<br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NxNEFZWgr0M&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NxNEFZWgr0M&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br />If you're feeling a little unorthodox, than maybe you want to support the <a href="http://www.ronpaulblimp.com" rel="self">Ron Paul Blimp</a> instead. It will be flying over the Boston harbor dumping tea during the Boston tea party celebration! :) <br /><br /><script type="text/javascript"> digg_url = 'http://www.realitista.org/files/ron_paul_and_dennis_kucinich_money_bombs.php'; </script><script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" type="text/javascript"></script><script>reddit_url='http://www.realitista.org/files/ron_paul_and_dennis_kucinich_money_bombs.php'</script><script>reddit_title='Ron Paul and Dennis Kucinich Money Bombs This Weekend'</script><script language="javascript" src="http://reddit.com/button.js?t=2"></script>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Led Zeppelin Live In London Videos</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Generally Interesting</category><dc:date>2007-12-13T23:25:53+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/led_zeppelin_live_in_london_videos.php#unique-entry-id-180</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/led_zeppelin_live_in_london_videos.php#unique-entry-id-180</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Well if you were wondering if those folks who were paying upwards of $30,000 to see Led Zeppelin in London last week got their money's worth, you can see for yourself. Not bad. I hope they come here (even if they play stairway to heaven ;))!<br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/QZxukPZ0pjA&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QZxukPZ0pjA&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ECoRpkNSCxY&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ECoRpkNSCxY&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript"> digg_url = 'http://www.realitista.org/files/led_zeppelin_live_in_london_videos.php'; </script><script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" type="text/javascript"></script><script>reddit_url='http://www.realitista.org/files/led_zeppelin_live_in_london_videos.php'</script><script>reddit_title='Led Zeppelin Live In London Videos'</script><script language="javascript" src="http://reddit.com/button.js?t=2"></script>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>World Abandoning US Dollar as Standard for International Trade</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Economy</category><dc:date>2007-12-13T23:24:24+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/world_abandoning_us_dollar.php#unique-entry-id-183</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/world_abandoning_us_dollar.php#unique-entry-id-183</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Good compendium of countries that are dumping the dollar. Unfortunately this is only the first salvo.<br /><br />Excerpt:<br /><blockquote><p>The foreign exchange markets are not solely about exchange rates. They are about values, smooth flowing of international trade, about trust and reliability. The sight of the $ falling over a long period of time, with bounces and recoveries that don't change the downward trend is far more than simply a drop in value!The $ is steadily weakening, but more than a drop in the $' international value is happening here. The loss of confidence is in the $ is accelerating each time it slips one or more percent on a persistent basis, with small short recoveries being seen in the midst of this decline. How important is this loss of confidence? Critical for it precedes policies, which long-term will lessen the role of the $ to one of the world's top 5 currencies.Growing surplus holders don't want to dump the $ for fear of losing value in the remaining ones in their portfolio, but don't think that a dumping of the $ is what it will take to remove it from the position of principal global currency. All realize that it is the knowledge of the declining value of the $ that will bring on a major toppling of that currency. So it is a choice of a steady &lsquo;controlled' fall or a steep decline to disaster. To get perspective on the global scene what is the thinking out there? </p></blockquote><br /><a href="http://www.marketoracle.co.uk/Article2942.html" rel="self">Read the Full Article Here</a><br /><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript"> digg_url = 'http://www.realitista.org/files/[world_abandoning_us_dollar.php'; </script><script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" type="text/javascript"></script><script>reddit_url='http://www.realitista.org/files/world_abandoning_us_dollar.php'</script><script>reddit_title='World Abandoning US Dollar as Standard for International Trade'</script><script language="javascript" src="http://reddit.com/button.js?t=2"></script><br /><br />]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>World History With the Pope</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Humor</category><dc:date>2007-12-13T23:24:05+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/world_history_with_the_pope.php#unique-entry-id-182</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/world_history_with_the_pope.php#unique-entry-id-182</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[You may recall that the pope said we had to do something about atheists because of all the horrible things they did in history. Here's a good illustration of all our horrible misdeeds ;).<br /><br /><a href="http://www.mattbors.com/newstrip.html" rel="self"><img class="imageStyle" alt="321" src="http://www.realitista.org/files//page0_blog_entry182_1.gif" width="600" height="431"/></a><br /><br />And FYI, Hitler portrayed himself as a devout christian- no joke- look it up.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.mattbors.com/archives.html" rel="self">See More of His Comics Here</a><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript"> digg_url = 'http://www.realitista.org/files/world_history_with_the_pope.php'; </script><script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" type="text/javascript"></script><script>reddit_url='http://www.realitista.org/files/world_history_with_the_pope.php'</script><script>reddit_title='World History With the Pope'</script><script language="javascript" src="http://reddit.com/button.js?t=2"></script><br />]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Frank Zappa on CNN&#x27;s Crossfire Discussing America&#x27;s Move to a Fascist Theocracy</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Politics</category><dc:date>2007-12-13T23:23:58+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/frank_zappa_on_crossfire_and_congress.php#unique-entry-id-171</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/frank_zappa_on_crossfire_and_congress.php#unique-entry-id-171</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[I've seen this a few times over the years, but if you havent, you need to. If you ever doubted how cool and intellegent Frank Zappa was you need to watch these videos. So awesome to watch him intellectually maul the stuffed shirts on Crossfire :).<br /><br /><embed style="width:400px; height:326px;" id="VideoPlayback" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=6526525473785351949&hl=en" flashvars=""> </embed><br /><br />While we're at him, watch him talk about freedom of speech in front of congress and bash a few more stuffed shirts :)<br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/C5b8FxF-bXw&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/C5b8FxF-bXw&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br />Here are <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iJgUVq4gPE&feature=related" rel="self">Part 2</a>, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUW5hH2BL1E&feature=related" rel="self">Part 3</a>, and <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHKZhwhRSKs&feature=related" rel="self">Part 4</a> if you really get into it.<br /><br />I wish there were some Frank Zappas running around today. :(<br /><br /><script type="text/javascript"> digg_url = 'http://www.realitista.org/files/frank_zappa_on_crossfire_and_congress.php'; </script><script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" type="text/javascript"></script><script>reddit_url='http://www.realitista.org/files/frank_zappa_on_crossfire_and_congress.php'</script><script>reddit_title='Frank Zappa on CNN's Crossfire Discussing America's Move to a Fascist Theocracy'</script><script language="javascript" src="http://reddit.com/button.js?t=2"></script><br /><br />]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Snow Vs. Train</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Science / Tech</category><dc:date>2007-12-13T23:21:10+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/snow_vs_train.php#unique-entry-id-177</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/snow_vs_train.php#unique-entry-id-177</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[I thought this was pretty amazing:<br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MlA2INOpT78&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MlA2INOpT78&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript"> digg_url = 'http://www.realitista.org/files/snow_vs_trainphp'; </script><script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" type="text/javascript"></script><script>reddit_url='http://www.realitista.org/files/snow_vs_train.php'</script><script>reddit_title='Snow Vs. Train'</script><script language="javascript" src="http://reddit.com/button.js?t=2"></script>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Craigslist and its Funny Takes on The Dating Scene</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Humor</category><dc:date>2007-12-13T23:21:00+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/craigslists_funny_takes_on_the_dating_scene.php#unique-entry-id-170</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/craigslists_funny_takes_on_the_dating_scene.php#unique-entry-id-170</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[There were three funny and interesting takes on the dating scene I read recently- they are all worth a read and all offer some valuable insight and interesting takes on dating.<br /><br />The first 2 are about the hotly contested battle about whether you should be a nice guy or not (my take, nice but not a whiny spineless little prat).<br /><br /><a href="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/483318927.html" rel="self">The guy's side of the argument</a> looks something like this:<br /><blockquote><p>You ignored the nice guy. You used him for emotional intimacy without reciprocating, in kind, with physical intimacy. You laughed at his consideration and resented his devotion. You valued the aloof boyfriend more than the attentive "just-a-" friend. Eventually, he took the hint and moved on with his life. He probably came to realize, one day, that women aren't really attracted to guys who hold doors open; or make dinners just because; or buy you a Christmas gift that you mentioned, in passing, that you really wanted five months ago; or listen when you're upset; or hold you when you cry. He came to realize that, if he wanted a woman like you, he'd have to act more like the boyfriend that you had. He probably cleaned up his look, started making some money, and generally acted like more of an asshole than he ever wanted to be.</p></blockquote><br />While <a href="http://heartless-bitches.com/rants/niceguys/niceguys.shtml?necessary_repost" rel="self">the girl's side of the argument</a> sounds something like this:<br /><blockquote><p>What's wrong with Nice Guys? The biggest problem is that most Nice Guys (tm) are hideously insecure. They are so anxious to be liked and loved that they do things for other people to gain acceptance and attention, rather than for the simply pleasure of giving. You never know if a Nice Guy really likes you for who you are, or if he has glommed onto you out of desperation because you actually paid some kind of attention to him.</p></blockquote><br />I'm gonna have to give this round to the girl, mostly because she sounds like she has more balls than the guy does. And frankly Mr Nice Guy makes me want to kick sand in his face. I dunno, just something about him.<br /><br />But to even the playing field I'm gonna tack on this funny commentary on what it's like to date most girls (at least in the US). It's called "<a href="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/phi/471580402.html" rel="self">It's me! Every Girl Ever</a>", and it sure brought back some memories. Not good, not bad, just sorta memories.<br /><br /><script type="text/javascript"> digg_url = 'http://www.realitista.org/files/craigslist's_funny_takes_on_the_dating_scene.php'; </script><script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" type="text/javascript"></script><script>reddit_url='http://www.realitista.org/files/craigslists_funny_takes_on_the_dating_scene.php'</script><script>reddit_title='Craigslists Funny Takes on The Dating Scene'</script><script language="javascript" src="http://reddit.com/button.js?t=2"></script><br />]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Ron Paul in the Press - Bearing an Empty Pot and in Newsweek</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Politics</category><dc:date>2007-12-13T23:20:59+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/ron_paul_in_the_press.php#unique-entry-id-176</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/ron_paul_in_the_press.php#unique-entry-id-176</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[The first peice is <a href="http://www.newsweek.com/id/73850" rel="self">Ron Paul on Newsweek video</a> describing how to shut down the IRS and how civil disobedience is key to keeping a society free.<br /><br />The second peice is a very nice Japanese story equated to Ron Paul in a very intellegent way. I won't give away the story which is the meat of the article, only the assertions.<br /><br />Excerpt:<br /><br /><blockquote><p>Many contend that Ron Paul, although an honest, plain-talking man, comes to the 2008 presidential campaign podium without a lot of achievement.  While in office, he hasn&rsquo;t steer-headed proposed legislation into law, or galvanized broad-based support for this national agenda or that, or even been on board with most post-911 bills and actions.  For almost twenty years, he&rsquo;s been a dedicated representative for his Texas District and has not a potpourri of achievements about which to boast on the presidential campaign trail.  Is this exactly true?  How could someone serve for so long, and have so little to show for it? Ron Paul, like Ling, is a great truth-teller.  His voting record is one of the most consistent this writer has ever seen.  No flip-flops are to be found. As well, he is a courageous and wise man, and a heck of an economist.  Just ask the Wall Streeters.  However, he bears to his fellow countrymen (and countrywomen), an empty pot.  He can&rsquo;t claim to have brought you wars or higher taxes, which we now have.  He never brought you an unbalanced budget, which is a perennial joke.  He never voted himself a wage increase and, to this day, gives back part of his salary every year.  He has always voted to preserve the Constitution, cut government spending, lower healthcare costs, end the war on drugs, secure our borders with immigration reform and protect our civil liberties.  Sorrowfully, he was outvoted or shot down on all measures.  The Constitution has been chiseled down, government spending is through the roof, healthcare costs are out of control, the war on drugs keeps getting less effective, immigration issues remain unresolved and our civil liberties have been crimped for our own safety.   I&rsquo;ll just throw in that Ron Paul opposes regulation of the internet, which has been a revolution in the exchange of ideas, this article being a case in point. </p></blockquote><br /><br /><a href="http://www.newsli.com/2007/12/06/presidential-candidate-ron-paul-bears-an-empty-pot-for-americans/?" rel="self">Read The Full Article Here</a><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript"> digg_url = 'http://www.realitista.org/files/ron_paul_in_the_press.php'; </script><script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" type="text/javascript"></script><script>reddit_url='http://www.realitista.org/files/ron_paul_in_the_press.php'</script><script>reddit_title='Ron Paul in the Press - Bearing an Empty Pot and in Newsweek'</script><script language="javascript" src="http://reddit.com/button.js?t=2"></script>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Obi Wan Kenobi Buys a Used Car</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Humor</category><dc:date>2007-12-13T23:20:00+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/obi_wan_kenobi_buys_a_used_car.php#unique-entry-id-174</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/obi_wan_kenobi_buys_a_used_car.php#unique-entry-id-174</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[The force of negotiation is strong with this one :). I think this is the real Obi Wan.. ?<br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cpJOn5rgSFA&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cpJOn5rgSFA&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript"> digg_url = 'http://www.realitista.org/files/obi_wan_kenobi_buys_a_used_car.php'; </script><script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" type="text/javascript"></script><script>reddit_url='http://www.realitista.org/files/obi_wan_kenobi_buys_a_used_car.php'</script><script>reddit_title='Obi Wan Kenobi Buys a Used Car'</script><script language="javascript" src="http://reddit.com/button.js?t=2"></script>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>CIA Torture Jet Crashed With 4 Tons of Cocaine</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Politics</category><dc:date>2007-12-13T23:00:34+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/cia_torture_jet_crashed_with_4_tons_of_cocaine.php#unique-entry-id-178</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/cia_torture_jet_crashed_with_4_tons_of_cocaine.php#unique-entry-id-178</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[I know this is conspiracy theory stuff, and I can't say I know enough to believe it, but it's interesting and this isn't the first time we've heard about this kind of operation- bush sr. was also alledgedly smuggling coke to pay for his guerrilla operations in South America. <br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/oszATUJ4IRE&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oszATUJ4IRE&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br /><a href="http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2007/12/12/19210/608/933/420107" rel="self">Read the Full Article Here</a><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript"> digg_url = 'http://www.realitista.org/files/cia_torture_jet_crashed_with_4_tons_of_cocaine.php'; </script><script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" type="text/javascript"></script><script>reddit_url='http://www.realitista.org/files/cia_torture_jet_crashed_with_4_tons_of_cocaine.php'</script><script>reddit_title='CIA Torture Jet Crashed With 4 Tons of Cocaine'</script><script language="javascript" src="http://reddit.com/button.js?t=2"></script><br />]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>iPhone Based ProTools Controller</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Science / Tech</category><dc:date>2007-12-13T22:52:11+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/iphone_based_protools_controller.php#unique-entry-id-179</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/iphone_based_protools_controller.php#unique-entry-id-179</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[If you are a geek and a musician as I am, this is essentially technoporn. An iPhone controlling ProTools digital recording software in real time. Drool...<br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YGUGgcoQ09A&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YGUGgcoQ09A&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br /><a href="http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/iphone/proremote-pro-tools-controller-may-be-coolest-iphone-app-ever-updated-332324.php" rel="self">Read the Full Article Here</a><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript"> digg_url = 'http://www.realitista.org/files/iphone_based_protools_controller.php'; </script><script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" type="text/javascript"></script><script>reddit_url='http://www.realitista.org/files/iphone_based_protools_controller.php'</script><script>reddit_title='iPhone Based ProTools Controller'</script><script language="javascript" src="http://reddit.com/button.js?t=2"></script>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The Subprime Mess is Just the Beginning of the Credit Crunch</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Economy</category><dc:date>2007-12-13T22:40:56+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/subprime_credit_mess.php#unique-entry-id-173</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/subprime_credit_mess.php#unique-entry-id-173</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Good article by slate about the credit bubble and subprime mess. <br /><br />Quote:<br /><br /><blockquote><p>I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the subprime flood&mdash;which has been declared contained over and over again&mdash;isn't contained yet. Newsweek's Daniel McGinn ably explains why the rate freeze is far from a panacea for all subprime borrowers. And a flood of new data indicate that the subprime woes may be a symptom&mdash;rather than a cause&mdash;of a broader economic malady. That awful smell in Midtown isn't from the horse-drawn carriages carrying tourists around. It's the distinctive odor of debt going bad.</p></blockquote><br /><br />I see it going down like this:<br /><br />1 ) Massive mortgage defaults and attempt by the government to stanch the bleeding by printing more money<br />2 ) More devaluation of the dollar and the cascade from mortgage defaults to credit card defaults<br />3 ) Recession - 40% drop in home prices and another 25% drop in value of dollar<br />4 ) OPEC countries and china drop pegs to dollar, dollar drops another 30-40%<br />4 ) I move in with euros and buy a house on the beach in southern california for 100k euros<br /><br />Okay, maybe it'll be a bit more than 100k euros, but not too much more ;).<br /><br /><a href="http://www.slate.com/id/2179389/fr/rss/" rel="self">Read the Full Article Here</a><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript"> digg_url = 'http://www.realitista.org/files/subprime_credit_mess.php'; </script><script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" type="text/javascript"></script><script>reddit_url='http://www.realitista.org/files/subprime_credit_mess.php'</script><script>reddit_title='The Subprime Mess is Just the Beginning of the Credit Crunch'</script><script language="javascript" src="http://reddit.com/button.js?t=2"></script>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Porn for Girls&#x2c; By Girls</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Humor</category><dc:date>2007-12-13T22:34:35+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/31167f4939c307528d33eb140b866a1b-172.php#unique-entry-id-172</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/31167f4939c307528d33eb140b866a1b-172.php#unique-entry-id-172</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Appearently 50% of girls actually look at normal porn on a regular basis. But maybe they all would if there was this type:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.pornforgirlsbygirls.com/" rel="self"><img class="imageStyle" alt="girlporn" src="http://www.realitista.org/files//page0_blog_entry172_1.jpg" width="328" height="312"/></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.pornforgirlsbygirls.com/" rel="self">Visit the Full Site Here</a>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Ralph Nader: America Needs Ron Paul Enema</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Politics</category><dc:date>2007-11-15T14:19:50+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/ralph_nader_ron_paul_enema.php#unique-entry-id-169</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/ralph_nader_ron_paul_enema.php#unique-entry-id-169</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Ralph Nader comes out and eloquently expresses why we need Ron Paul in the white house. Some people rightfully are afraid of his minimalist leanings, but I've always tried to explain that we just need 4 years of a strict constitutionalist to purge the shit from the system. Ron Paul is the only one that can right the ship. And when you have someone like Nader that's very big on government regulation saying the same thing, you've gotta take notice.<br /><br />Quote From Nader's Blog:<br /><br /><blockquote><p>He won&rsquo;t admit it, but Ron Paul is practically running on my third-party ticket. And while I don&rsquo;t agree with him on every point. I was impressed that he raised four million dollars in one day. Unless my campaign starts showing some signs of life, I might just vote for him next November.</p></blockquote><br /><blockquote><p>Sure, I don&rsquo;t particularly agree with his immigration policy of state-run militia&rsquo;s running around on the southern border, shooting at anything that speaks Spanish. Nor do I sleep well at night thinking about his proposed dissolution of my precious EPA and Consumer Product Safety Commission. However, I think we can all agree that Washington is like the inflamed colon after 20 years without even a flake of Raisin Bran. What it needs is a Ron Paul enema &mdash; let&rsquo;s let it run through the system, clean everything out &mdash; You wouldn&rsquo;t get an enema every day &mdash; but we need one right now.</p></blockquote><br /><a href="http://www.newsgroper.com/ralph-nader/2007/11/13/ron-paul-enima-america/" rel="self">Visit His Blog Here</a><br /><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript"> digg_url = 'http://www.realitista.org/files/ralph_nader_ron_paul_enema.php'; </script><script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" type="text/javascript"></script><script>reddit_url='http://www.realitista.org/files/[ralph_nader_ron_paul_enema.php'</script><script>reddit_title='Ralph Nader: America Needs Ron Paul Enema'</script><script language="javascript" src="http://reddit.com/button.js?t=2"></script>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Cool All Terrain Robot</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Science / Tech</category><dc:date>2007-11-15T14:15:17+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/cool_all_terrain_robot.php#unique-entry-id-168</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/cool_all_terrain_robot.php#unique-entry-id-168</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[This is a very interesting creation that uses legs, wheels, and paddles to cover almost any terrain, and it looks like some weird determined huge bug.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wIuRVr8z_WE&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wIuRVr8z_WE&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript"> digg_url = 'http://www.realitista.org/files/cool_all_terrain_robot.php'; </script><script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" type="text/javascript"></script><script>reddit_url='http://www.realitista.org/files/cool_all_terrain_robot.php'</script><script>reddit_title='Cool All Terrain Robot'</script><script language="javascript" src="http://reddit.com/button.js?t=2"></script>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Strangest Toys You Will Ever See</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Humor</category><dc:date>2007-11-15T14:04:35+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/strangest_toys_evar.php#unique-entry-id-167</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/strangest_toys_evar.php#unique-entry-id-167</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[This is a great list of strange toys, but the real hilarity is in the narration.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_15670_25-most-baffling-toys-from-around-world.html" rel="self"><img class="imageStyle" alt="poophat" src="http://www.realitista.org/files//page0_blog_entry167_1.jpg" width="465" height="521"/></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_15670_25-most-baffling-toys-from-around-world.html" rel="self">See the Full List Here</a><br /><br /><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript"> digg_url = 'http://www.realitista.org/files/strangest_toys_evar.php'; </script><script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" type="text/javascript"></script><script>reddit_url='http://www.realitista.org/files/strangest_toys_evar.php'</script><script>reddit_title='Strangest Toys You Will Ever See'</script><script language="javascript" src="http://reddit.com/button.js?t=2"></script>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Tea Party 07</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Politics</category><dc:date>2007-11-15T13:42:53+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/tea_party_07.php#unique-entry-id-165</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/tea_party_07.php#unique-entry-id-165</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[All the Ron Paul supporters should sign up here to make a pledge to donate to his campaign on the anniversary of the Boston Tea Party. Another one like last time, and he can be the frontrunner in funds raised for this quarter. I've pledged, will you?<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://teaparty07.com/indexdigg.htm" rel="self">Sign Up Here</a><br /><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript"> digg_url = 'http://www.realitista.org/files/tea_party_07.php'; </script><script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" type="text/javascript"></script><script>reddit_url='http://www.realitista.org/files/tea_party_07.php'</script><script>reddit_title='Tea Party 07'</script><script language="javascript" src="http://reddit.com/button.js?t=2"></script>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>How to Win At Monopoly</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Generally Interesting</category><dc:date>2007-11-15T13:41:08+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/how_to_win_at_monopoly.php#unique-entry-id-166</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/how_to_win_at_monopoly.php#unique-entry-id-166</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[This guy lays it all out for you how to win. I always suspected that some of the properties were relative bargains and that there was a sweet spot for houses, but I was never completely bored enough to do the math. This guy did. Now all I need is to find a sucker to beat.<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.amnesta.net/other/monopoly/" rel="self"><img class="imageStyle" alt="winmonopoly" src="http://www.realitista.org/files//page0_blog_entry166_1.jpg" width="640" height="280"/></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.amnesta.net/other/monopoly/" rel="self">View His Complete Strategy Here</a><br /><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript"> digg_url = 'http://www.realitista.org/files/how_to_win_at_monopoly.php'; </script><script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" type="text/javascript"></script><script>reddit_url='http://www.realitista.org/files/how_to_win_at_monopoly.php'</script><script>reddit_title='How to Win At Monopoly'</script><script language="javascript" src="http://reddit.com/button.js?t=2"></script>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>You Are Owned&#x21;</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Politics</category><dc:date>2007-11-15T13:40:35+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/you_are_owned.php#unique-entry-id-164</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/you_are_owned.php#unique-entry-id-164</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[This is a classic video with George Carlin telling it like it is.<br /><br /><embed allowScriptAccess="always" src="http://www.shoutfile.com/emb/a42Hu9Hr" allowFullScreen="true" width="400" height="300" border="0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" /><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript"> digg_url = 'http://www.realitista.org/files/you_are_owned.php'; </script><script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" type="text/javascript"></script><script>reddit_url='http://www.realitista.org/files/you_are_owned.php'</script><script>reddit_title='You Are Owned!'</script><script language="javascript" src="http://reddit.com/button.js?t=2"></script>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>How to Play Rock&#x2c; Paper&#x2c; Scissors</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Humor</category><dc:date>2007-11-14T14:42:43+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/rock_paper_scissors.php#unique-entry-id-163</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/rock_paper_scissors.php#unique-entry-id-163</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[You've gotta admit- this guy's got a point.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.foundmagazine.com/images/finds/full/papercantwin.jpg?=rss" rel="self"><img class="imageStyle" alt="papercantwin" src="http://www.realitista.org/files//page0_blog_entry163_1.jpg" width="420" height="329"/></a><br /><br />Via <a href="http://www.foundmagazine.com/images/finds/full/papercantwin.jpg?=rss" rel="self">Found Magazine</a><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript"> digg_url = 'http://www.realitista.org/files/rock_paper_scissors.php'; </script><script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" type="text/javascript"></script><script>reddit_url='http://www.realitista.org/files/rock_paper_scissors.php'</script><script>reddit_title='How to Play Rock, Paper, Scissors'</script><script language="javascript" src="http://reddit.com/button.js?t=2"></script>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Ron Paul Moves Up Bigtime in Scientific Polls&#x2c; Tops Google Searches</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Politics</category><dc:date>2007-11-14T14:19:46+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/ron_paul_up_in_polls_and_google.php#unique-entry-id-162</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/ron_paul_up_in_polls_and_google.php#unique-entry-id-162</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[This is great news, Ron Paul continues to double almost every month in the polls. In the latest <a href="http://www.newsandpolicy.com/news/2007/11/ron-paul-rockets-to-8-and-4th-place-in-new-hampshi.html" rel="self">New Hampshire primary poll from CBS/New York Times</a>, he is now 4th with 8% of the vote. <br /><br /><a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/htdocs/pdf/poll_111307.pdf" rel="self"><img class="imageStyle" alt="RonPaulPolls" src="http://www.realitista.org/files//page0_blog_entry162_1.jpg" width="519" height="209"/></a><br /><br />And Ron Paul is really busting out on the internet. He is now searched for more than 3x his nearest competitor in either party. People want freedom. <br /><br /><a href="http://www.google.com/trends?q=ron+paul%2C+mitt+romney%2C+rudy+giuliani%2C+hillary+clinton%2C+barack+obama&ctab=0&geo=all&date=ytd&sort=0" rel="self"><img class="imageStyle" alt="RonPaulGoogleTrends" src="http://www.realitista.org/files//page0_blog_entry162_2.jpg" width="595" height="325"/></a><br /><br />Via <a href="http://www.google.com/trends?q=ron+paul%2C+mitt+romney%2C+rudy+giuliani%2C+hillary+clinton%2C+barack+obama&ctab=0&geo=all&date=ytd&sort=0" rel="self">Google Trends</a><br /><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript"> digg_url = 'http://www.realitista.org/files/ron_paul_up_in_polls_and_google.php'; </script><script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" type="text/javascript"></script><script>reddit_url='http://www.realitista.org/files/ron_paul_up_in_polls_and_google.php'</script><script>reddit_title='Ron Paul Moves Up Bigtime in Scientific Polls, Tops Google Searches'</script><script language="javascript" src="http://reddit.com/button.js?t=2"></script><br />]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>OMFG&#x21; Sulu is gay&#x21;</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Humor</category><dc:date>2007-11-06T00:46:46+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/sulu_is_gay.php#unique-entry-id-161</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/sulu_is_gay.php#unique-entry-id-161</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Who'd have guessed, Sulu is gay! Don't believe me? Check it out for yourself! Not someone I had pegged at all. I'm shocked. Kudos to him for not being a huge flamer, and pulling off a good performance in Heroes.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4s1iQODC5OI&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4s1iQODC5OI&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript"> digg_url = 'http://www.realitista.org/files/sulu_is_gay.php'; </script><script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" type="text/javascript"></script><script>reddit_url='http://www.realitista.org/files/sulu_is_gay.php'</script><script>reddit_title='OMFG! Sulu is gay!'</script><script language="javascript" src="http://reddit.com/button.js?t=2"></script>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Ron Paul on Track to Rake in More Than &#x24;3 Million in One Day&#x21;</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Politics</category><dc:date>2007-11-06T00:39:41+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/ron_paul_raises_3million_in_one_day.php#unique-entry-id-160</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/ron_paul_raises_3million_in_one_day.php#unique-entry-id-160</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[How many other people can motivate their base in this kind of way? Actually it's not even a fundraiser that Ron started. Some dude on the internet just did it himself. That's grassroots! And there's still 6 hours to go, he's well on his way to $3.5 million, making $12 million easily within his grasp for this quarter, putting him squarely in the top tier (maybe top overall for the republicans!). Wow, he's got one hell of a wealthy spambot ;).<br /><br /><a href="http://paulcash.slact.net/" rel="self"><img class="imageStyle" alt="ronpaulcashresized2" src="http://www.realitista.org/files//page0_blog_entry160_1.jpg" width="641" height="326"/></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://paulcash.slact.net/" rel="self">Check Out The Progress Here</a><br /><br /><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript"> digg_url = 'http://www.realitista.org/files/ron_paul_raises_3million_in_one_day.php'; </script><script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" type="text/javascript"></script><script>reddit_url='http://www.realitista.org/files/ron_paul_raises_3million_in_one_day.php'</script><script>reddit_title='Ron Paul on Track to Rake in More Than $3 Million in One Day!'</script><script language="javascript" src="http://reddit.com/button.js?t=2"></script>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Would He Run?</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Humor</category><dc:date>2007-11-03T16:59:42+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/would_he_run.php#unique-entry-id-154</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/would_he_run.php#unique-entry-id-154</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[The question: If attacked by a gang of sword wielding ninjas would the worlds fastest speed walker walk or run away? <br /><br />The answer? Only one way to find out, have a bunch of ninjas attack him!<br /><br /><object width="464" height="392"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/MzkyODQ4"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/MzkyODQ4" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="464" height="392"></embed></object><br><font size=1><a href="http://www.break.com/index/would-he-run.html">Would He Run?</a> - Watch more <a href="http://www.break.com/">free videos</a></font><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript"> digg_url = 'http://www.realitista.org/files/would_he_run.php'; </script><script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" type="text/javascript"></script><script>reddit_url='http://www.realitista.org/files/would_he_run.php'</script><script>reddit_title='Would He Run?'</script><script language="javascript" src="http://reddit.com/button.js?t=2"></script>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Talking Cats</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Humor</category><dc:date>2007-11-03T16:59:24+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/talking_cats.php#unique-entry-id-153</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/talking_cats.php#unique-entry-id-153</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Now I've seen some talking animals before, but these ones take the cake. The last one had to be by far the best though!<br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GVzJj9Bio5g&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GVzJj9Bio5g&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript"> digg_url = 'http://www.realitista.org/files/talking_cats.php'; </script><script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" type="text/javascript"></script><script>reddit_url='http://www.realitista.org/files/talking_cats.php'</script><script>reddit_title='Talking Cats'</script><script language="javascript" src="http://reddit.com/button.js?t=2"></script>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Best Ron Paul Interview Yet</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Politics</category><dc:date>2007-11-03T16:06:12+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/best_ron_paul_interview.php#unique-entry-id-155</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/best_ron_paul_interview.php#unique-entry-id-155</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[This is a really good interview where Ron Paul finally has some time to expand upon his platform. Especially important if you like Ron Paul but are unsure about his more controversial views. Here is a place for him to explain those.<br /><br />Part 1:<br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1Ylk69fDO4U&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1Ylk69fDO4U&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br />Part 2:<br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Q1l0e5Q2nGA&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Q1l0e5Q2nGA&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript"> digg_url = 'http://www.realitista.org/files/best_ron_paul_interview.php'; </script><script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" type="text/javascript"></script><script>reddit_url='http://www.realitista.org/files/best_ron_paul_interview.php'</script><script>reddit_title='Best Ron Paul Interview Yet'</script><script language="javascript" src="http://reddit.com/button.js?t=2"></script>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Rude Rainbow With Zippy</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Humor</category><dc:date>2007-11-03T16:02:01+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/rude_rainbow_with_zippy.php#unique-entry-id-158</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/rude_rainbow_with_zippy.php#unique-entry-id-158</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Here's a children's program I could get behind!<br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WcgzKrDYc1M&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WcgzKrDYc1M&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript"> digg_url = 'http://www.realitista.org/files/rude_rainbow_with_zippy.php'; </script><script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" type="text/javascript"></script><script>reddit_url='http://www.realitista.org/files/rude_rainbow_with_zippy.php'</script><script>reddit_title='Rude Rainbow With Zippy'</script><script language="javascript" src="http://reddit.com/button.js?t=2"></script>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>How to Deal With Religious Nuts</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Humor</category><dc:date>2007-11-03T16:01:46+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/how_to_deal_with_religious_nuts.php#unique-entry-id-159</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/how_to_deal_with_religious_nuts.php#unique-entry-id-159</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[If I could do this once in my life I would die a happy man. Will be in the states soon, there's still a chance.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rHaVUjjH3EI&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rHaVUjjH3EI&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript"> digg_url = 'http://www.realitista.org/files/[how_to_deal_with_religious_nuts.php'; </script><script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" type="text/javascript"></script><script>reddit_url='http://www.realitista.org/files/how_to_deal_with_religious_nuts.php'</script><script>reddit_title='How to Deal With Religious Nuts'</script><script language="javascript" src="http://reddit.com/button.js?t=2"></script>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The Misunderstood Mister W</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Humor</category><dc:date>2007-11-03T15:57:57+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/misunderstood_mister_w.php#unique-entry-id-157</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/misunderstood_mister_w.php#unique-entry-id-157</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[It's tough to be misunderstood ! <br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2mTLO2F_ERY&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2mTLO2F_ERY&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript"> digg_url = 'http://www.realitista.org/files/misunderstood_mister_w.php'; </script><script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" type="text/javascript"></script><script>reddit_url='http://www.realitista.org/files/misunderstood_mister_w.php'</script><script>reddit_title='The Misunderstood Mister W'</script><script language="javascript" src="http://reddit.com/button.js?t=2"></script>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The Most Depressing Thing I&#x27;ve Ever Seen</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Politics</category><dc:date>2007-11-03T15:36:55+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/the_most_depressing_thing.php#unique-entry-id-156</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/the_most_depressing_thing.php#unique-entry-id-156</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[I sort of hate for people to see this, but it's so important that they do to realize what this war agenda and privatization of war really is. It's a video of a british private defense contractor driving down the road killing innocent civilians for sport. It's horrible and sad. I hate it, but I had to post it here.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3wh2HF03qYs&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3wh2HF03qYs&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript"> digg_url = 'http://www.realitista.org/files/the_most_depressing_thing.php'; </script><script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" type="text/javascript"></script><script>reddit_url='http://www.realitista.org/files/the_most_depressing_thing.php'</script><script>reddit_title='The Most Depressing Thing I've Ever Seen'</script><script language="javascript" src="http://reddit.com/button.js?t=2"></script>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Words of Wisdom From Homer Simpson</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Humor</category><dc:date>2007-11-03T15:28:01+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/funny_homer.php#unique-entry-id-152</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/funny_homer.php#unique-entry-id-152</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Funny to see this much of Homer's quality material in one place. A few of my favorites:<br /><br /><br /><br />"Apu, you got any Skittle Brau? Never mind, just give me some Duff and a pack of Skittles. "<br /><br />"Here's to alcohol - the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. "<br /><br />"First you don't want me to get the pony, then you want me to take it back. Make up your mind! "<br /><br />"When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something. "<br /><br />"That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!"<br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://funny2.com/homer.htm?-" rel="self">Read Them All Here</a><br /><br /><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript"> digg_url = 'http://www.realitista.org/files/funny_homer.php'; </script><script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" type="text/javascript"></script><script>reddit_url='http://www.realitista.org/files/funny_homer.php'</script><script>reddit_title='Words of Wisdom From Homer Simpson'</script><script language="javascript" src="http://reddit.com/button.js?t=2"></script>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Ron Paul Looking Good on The Tonight Show</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Politics</category><dc:date>2007-11-01T02:08:39+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/ron_paul_on_tonight_show.php#unique-entry-id-151</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/ron_paul_on_tonight_show.php#unique-entry-id-151</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[In case you missed it, check out Ron Paul on the tonight show (before YouTube pulls it). He always does well on the talk shows, it seems like the talk show folks all really have respect for him.<br /><br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/B0KwY9Uzqtk&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/B0KwY9Uzqtk&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript"> digg_url = 'http://www.realitista.org/files/ron_paul_on_tonight_show.php'; </script><script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" type="text/javascript"></script><script>reddit_url='http://www.realitista.org/files/[ron_paul_on_tonight_show.php'</script><script>reddit_title='Ron Paul Looking Good on The Tonight Show'</script><script language="javascript" src="http://reddit.com/button.js?t=2"></script>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Use Coca Cola as Fuel</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Science / Tech</category><dc:date>2007-11-01T02:00:13+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/coke_can_stove.php#unique-entry-id-150</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/coke_can_stove.php#unique-entry-id-150</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[This'll come in handy after the apocalypse!<br /><br /><embed src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/895074/campfire_in_a_can.swf" width="400" height="345" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"> </embed><br><font size = 1><a href="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/895074/campfire_in_a_can/">Campfire In A Can!</a> - <a href="http://www.metacafe.com/">The top video clips of the week are here</a></font><br /><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript"> digg_url = 'http://www.realitista.org/files/coke_can_stove.php'; </script><script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" type="text/javascript"></script><script>reddit_url='http://www.realitista.org/files/coke_can_stove.php'</script><script>reddit_title='Use Coca Cola as Fuel'</script><script language="javascript" src="http://reddit.com/button.js?t=2"></script>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>British Army Find Secret to World Peace&#x2c; Don&#x27;t Bother Telling Anyone</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Humor</category><dc:date>2007-10-30T23:20:46+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/secret_to_world_peace.php#unique-entry-id-147</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/secret_to_world_peace.php#unique-entry-id-147</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[This video absolutely made my day. Just hilariously good. British soldiers being tested on LSD. The deadpan commentator brings it to a level that can only be achieved in something that's non-fiction.<br /><br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GVTS9KrRuP4&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GVTS9KrRuP4&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript"> digg_url = 'http://www.realitista.org/files/secret_to_world_peace.php'; </script><script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" type="text/javascript"></script><script>reddit_url='http://www.realitista.org/files/secret_to_world_peace.php'</script><script>reddit_title='British Army Find Secret to World Peace, Don't Bother Telling Anyone'</script><script language="javascript" src="http://reddit.com/button.js?t=2"></script>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Nobel Prize Genius Crick Was High on LSD When He Discovered the Secret of Life?</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Science / Tech</category><dc:date>2007-10-30T23:19:31+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/crick_on_LSD.php#unique-entry-id-149</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/crick_on_LSD.php#unique-entry-id-149</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[To go with the above article, I thought I'd include this one. It doesn't sound fully confirmed, but it hasn't been refuted by anyone I've seen yet. Francis crick was on LSD when he discovered DNA?<br /><br />Excerpt:<br /><br /><blockquote><p>The abrasive and unorthodox Crick and his brilliant American co-researcher James Watson famously celebrated their eureka moment in March 1953 by running from the now legendary Cavendish Laboratory in Cambridge to the nearby Eagle pub, where they announced over pints of bitter that they had discovered the secret of life.Crick, who died ten days ago [2004-07-28], aged 88, later told a fellow scientist that he often used small doses of LSD, then an experimental drug used in psychotherapy, to boost his powers of thought. He said it was LSD, not the Eagle's warm beer, that helped him to unravel the structure of DNA, the discovery that won him the Nobel Prize.</p></blockquote><br /><a href="http://www.serendipity.li/dmt/crick_lsd.htm" rel="self">Read the Full Article Here</a><br /><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript"> digg_url = 'http://www.realitista.org/files/crick_on_LSD.php'; </script><script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" type="text/javascript"></script><script>reddit_url='http://www.realitista.org/files/crick_on_LSD.php'</script><script>reddit_title='Nobel Prize Genius Crick Was High on LSD When He Discovered the Secret of Life?'</script><script language="javascript" src="http://reddit.com/button.js?t=2"></script>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>5 Reasons A Zombie Apocalypse Could Actually Happen</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Humor</category><dc:date>2007-10-30T23:11:35+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/zombie_apocalypse.php#unique-entry-id-148</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/zombie_apocalypse.php#unique-entry-id-148</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Don't hole yourself up in the basement just yet, this is a humor piece (and freaking funny it is), but with the slightest hint of truth. Be afraid. Very afraid.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html" rel="self"><img class="imageStyle" alt="front_realzombies_front" src="http://www.realitista.org/files//page0_blog_entry148_1.jpg" width="478" height="127"/></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html" rel="self">Read the Full Article Here</a><br /><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript"> digg_url = 'http://www.realitista.org/files/zombie_apocalypse.php'; </script><script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" type="text/javascript"></script><script>reddit_url='http://www.realitista.org/files/zombie_apocalypse.php'</script><script>reddit_title='5 Reasons A Zombie Apocalypse Could Actually Happen'</script><script language="javascript" src="http://reddit.com/button.js?t=2"></script>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Take the Faux News Anchor or Porn Star Quiz</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Humor</category><dc:date>2007-10-30T23:11:01+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/faux_news_anchor_or_porn_star_quiz.php#unique-entry-id-146</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/faux_news_anchor_or_porn_star_quiz.php#unique-entry-id-146</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[I had a real hard time with it at first, but then I came up with a system that worked pretty well. I'm not going to ruin it for you by telling you it though. Try your hand yourself! <br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.radaronline.com/quiz/2007/10/fox_news_anchor_or_porn_star.php" rel="self"><img class="imageStyle" alt="FauxPornAnchor" src="http://www.realitista.org/files//page0_blog_entry146_1.jpg" width="495" height="291"/></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.radaronline.com/quiz/2007/10/fox_news_anchor_or_porn_star.php" rel="self">Take the Quiz Here</a><br /><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript"> digg_url = 'http://www.realitista.org/files/faux_news_anchor_or_porn_star_quiz.php'; </script><script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" type="text/javascript"></script><script>reddit_url='http://www.realitista.org/files/faux_news_anchor_or_porn_star_quiz.php'</script><script>reddit_title='Take the Faux News Anchor or Porn Star Quiz'</script><script language="javascript" src="http://reddit.com/button.js?t=2"></script>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Intelligent Design - Venn Diagram</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Science / Tech</category><dc:date>2007-10-30T23:07:41+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/intelligent_design_venn_diagram.php#unique-entry-id-145</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/intelligent_design_venn_diagram.php#unique-entry-id-145</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Intelligent design is such an easy target, but that doesn't mean it's not worth taking pot shots at.<br /><br /><img class="imageStyle" alt="stupididru7" src="http://www.realitista.org/files//page0_blog_entry145_1.jpg" width="500" height="500"/><br /><br /><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript"> digg_url = 'http://www.realitista.org/files/intelligent_design_venn_diagram.php'; </script><script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" type="text/javascript"></script><script>reddit_url='http://www.realitista.org/files/intelligent_design_venn_diagram.php'</script><script>reddit_title='Intelligent Design - Venn Diagram'</script><script language="javascript" src="http://reddit.com/button.js?t=2"></script>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The Hoverwing Flying Hovercraft</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Science / Tech</category><dc:date>2007-10-30T22:58:55+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/hoverwing_flying_hovercraft.php#unique-entry-id-144</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/hoverwing_flying_hovercraft.php#unique-entry-id-144</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Ground effect hovercrafts are nothing new, but they don't get enough press. Basically they float above a special buffer of air pressure which exists above the ground, so they only fly a few feet above the surface of water.  They are especially cool since you can get them classified as boats and go flying around without a pilot's license. If I had some water nearby and a few hundred thousand in loose change, I'd certainly pick one up. But I have a feeling they have some drawbacks we don't hear about, like when flying over choppy water..<br /><br /><a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=489452&in_page_id=1770" rel="self"><img class="imageStyle" alt="1HoverwingBAR_468x262" src="http://www.realitista.org/files//page0_blog_entry144_1.jpg" width="468" height="262"/></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=489452&in_page_id=1770" rel="self">Read the Full Article Here</a><br /><br /><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript"> digg_url = 'http://www.realitista.org/files/hoverwing_flying_hovercraft.php'; </script><script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" type="text/javascript"></script><script>reddit_url='http://www.realitista.org/files/hoverwing_flying_hovercraft.php'</script><script>reddit_title='The Hoverwing Flying Hovercraft'</script><script language="javascript" src="http://reddit.com/button.js?t=2"></script>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>If Faux News Had Existed Throughout History</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Humor</category><dc:date>2007-10-30T22:54:20+01:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/faux_news_through_history.php#unique-entry-id-143</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/faux_news_through_history.php#unique-entry-id-143</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Pretty funny, and of course anything that takes a piss out of faux news is something I can get behind. This one especially relevant considering their laughable blaming of the California wild fires on Al-Qaeda :<br /><br /><a href="http://www.funnypictures.net.au/fox-news/" rel="self"><img class="imageStyle" alt="user1680_1161920311a" src="http://www.realitista.org/files//page0_blog_entry143_1.jpg" width="400" height="308"/></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.funnypictures.net.au/fox-news/" rel="self">See the Full Collection Here</a><br /><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript"> digg_url = 'http://www.realitista.org/files/faux_news_through_history.php'; </script><script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" type="text/javascript"></script><script>reddit_url='http://www.realitista.org/files/faux_news_through_history.php'</script><script>reddit_title='If Faux News Had Existed Throughout History'</script><script language="javascript" src="http://reddit.com/button.js?t=2"></script>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The Incredible Edible Anus</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Humor</category><dc:date>2007-10-22T00:12:12+02:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/incredible_edible_anus.php#unique-entry-id-142</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/incredible_edible_anus.php#unique-entry-id-142</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[And now for something completely different.... Anus shaped chocolates!  Don't ask me, I just report the news.  What'll they think of next?<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://edibleanus.com/" rel="self"><img class="imageStyle" alt="edibleanus" src="http://www.realitista.org/files//page0_blog_entry142_1.jpg" width="468" height="490"/></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><strong><a href="http://edibleanus.com/" rel="self">Order Your Own Edible Anus Here</a></strong><strong><br /></strong><br /><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript"> digg_url = 'http://www.realitista.org/files/incredible_edible_anus.php'; </script><script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" type="text/javascript"></script><script>reddit_url='http://www.realitista.org/files/incredible_edible_anus.php'</script><script>reddit_title='The Incredible Edible Anus'</script><script language="javascript" src="http://reddit.com/button.js?t=2"></script>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Lolcats Take Over the World&#x2c; Rewrite Bible</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Humor</category><dc:date>2007-10-21T19:49:23+02:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/lolcats_take_over.php#unique-entry-id-141</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/lolcats_take_over.php#unique-entry-id-141</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Lolcats aren't exactly a new phenomenon on the old interwebs, but they sure do make me happy every time I see them.  Basically the formula is this, take a picture of a cute fuzzy animal (usually a cat), and add a caption in extra cutified IM talk (or leetspeak for nerds). If you haven't looked into lolcats yet, you need to check out <a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/" rel="self">ICanHasCheezburger?</a> Once you feel like you've got what it takes to get involved in the lolcat community, you can go <a href="http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page" rel="self">translate a passage of the bible into lolcat </a>(<a href="http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Job_1" rel="self">also incredibly funny to read</a>). So committed to lolcats am I that I translated all of <a href="http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Proverbs_2" rel="self">Proverbs 2</a> :).<br /><br />Here's a couple to get you started:<br /><br /><a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/17/breakfast-cat-is-nutritious-breakfast/"><img src="http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2007/10/128346874845000000breakfastcat.jpg" alt="lolcat - breakfast cat is nutritious&Acirc; breakfast" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/16/i-has-a-blanket-noo-they-be-stealin-my-blanket/"><img src="http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2007/10/128342284077343750ihasablanket.jpg" alt="cute polar bear picture - I Has a Blanket, Noo they be stealin' mai Blanket" /></a><br /><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript"> digg_url = 'http://www.realitista.org/files/lolcats_take_over.php'; </script><script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" type="text/javascript"></script><script>reddit_url='http://www.realitista.org/files/lolcats_take_over.php'</script><script>reddit_title='lolcats_take_over'</script><script language="javascript" src="http://reddit.com/button.js?t=2"></script><br /><br /><br />]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Oscar for Best Child Actor</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Humor</category><dc:date>2007-10-21T19:46:02+02:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/oscar_for_best_child_actor.php#unique-entry-id-140</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/oscar_for_best_child_actor.php#unique-entry-id-140</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[This cracked me up!<br /><br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hwM4OULhNMw&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/hwM4OULhNMw&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript"> digg_url = 'http://www.realitista.org/files/oscar_for_best_child_actor.php'; </script><script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" type="text/javascript"></script><script>reddit_url='http://www.realitista.org/files/oscar_for_best_child_actor.php'</script><script>reddit_title='Oscar for Best Child Actor'</script><script language="javascript" src="http://reddit.com/button.js?t=2"></script>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Pictures From the First French Nuclear Test</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Science / Tech</category><dc:date>2007-10-21T19:33:35+02:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/french_nuke_pics.php#unique-entry-id-138</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/french_nuke_pics.php#unique-entry-id-138</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Pictures of nuclear explosions have a way of finding their way to me, so I'm quite the critic. But these are some of the most amazing ones I've seen.<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://makerstep.com/the-first-test-of-nuclear-weapons-in-france/" rel="self"><img class="imageStyle" alt="tn" src="http://www.realitista.org/files//page0_blog_entry138_1.jpg" width="650" height="497"/></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><strong><a href="http://makerstep.com/the-first-test-of-nuclear-weapons-in-france/" rel="self">See the Full Gallery Here</a></strong><strong><br /><br /><br /><br /></strong><script type="text/javascript"> digg_url = 'http://www.realitista.org/files/french_nuke_pics.php'; </script><script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" type="text/javascript"></script><script>reddit_url='http://www.realitista.org/files/french_nuke_pics.php'</script><script>reddit_title='Pictures From the First French Nuclear Test'</script><script language="javascript" src="http://reddit.com/button.js?t=2"></script>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The 5 Creepiest Urban Legends (That Turned Out to be True)</title><dc:creator>admin@realitista.com</dc:creator><category>Generally Interesting</category><dc:date>2007-10-21T19:27:39+02:00</dc:date><link>http://www.realitista.org/files/5_creepiest_urban_legends.php#unique-entry-id-137</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.realitista.org/files/5_creep